This post is going to deviate slightly. Today’s lesson is “How to deal with people who troll on Facebook (or any other social network)” and I know most of you have dealt with this. These people have nothing better to do with their time than harass others and make themselves look better than you in front of your own friends. I had my most recent exposure to a troll earlier this afternoon. I made a comment on a friend’s post when some girl went off on him. All I said was “She’s serious?” Oh boy was that a mistake.
The key to dealing with any sort of bullying is to “not feed the troll”. This has been my tactic ever since the days of MySpace and it has never failed me. Allow me to show you why. I received a message from said troll a couple of minutes later which said:
B**CH PLEASE SSAY WATEVA YU GOT TO SAY!! TRUST IM NOT GONNA BE SCARED OR THREATEND OR WORRIED YU LOOK LIKE DA GIRL WHO HAD ONE FRIEND IN SCHOOL LMAOO YUR A F*KIN NERD AND A F*KIN LOSER! I WOULD BEAT YUR F*KIN ASS REAL QUICK…..LIKE DEADASS DO NOOT F*K WIT SUM1 LIKE ME!! IM FROM HUDSON AND ALBANY YUR FROM CHATHAM I GOT FAM DAT LETS ME KNO EVERYTHING….SO I KNO WHO YU IS NOW N I KNO WHERE YU CHIL LAT AND I KNO YU LOVE FLYIN AIRPLANES AND IN SCHOOL EVERYONE LAUGHED AT YU CUZ YUR SO F*KIN WEIRD.
so i would looove to meet yu sum time instead of facebook chatting doll face and i will f*k yu upp.
This is a prime example of trollery in its purest form. A small person attacks someone because of who they are. Your greatest weapon against people like this is confidence. You KNOW why they’re doing this… because they’re something you’re not. Yes, she’s right that I wasn’t Ms. Popular in high school (by choice). Yes, I am fairly nerdy when it comes to aviation. And you bet your behind I deviate from the norm. The only difference is I’ve accepted these qualities and I take pride in knowing that they make me unique.
Trolls hate that kind of stuff.
My response to her was simple: “You seriously don’t have anything better to do with your time?“
Brevity is best. Always K.I.S.S. the troll – Keep It Simple, Stupid. Don’t feed the troll, don’t poke the troll.
“sweetheart a messge takes like 3 mins……its sunday im fighting wit my man watchin football….so nope i guess not might as well take a few mins to tell sum f*kin dork to not piss me off“
This is when you take the opportunity to shut the troll down. You already know the troll doesn’t like you because you’re a threat to their trollerdom. It’s time to slam the door in their face and laugh as they go back under the bridge from which they came.
“‘Dork’? Come on. Why do you waste the energy trying to demean other people through sh*tty short-hand text? If you put half that effort toward doing something productive, we wouldn’t be having this conversation.
No, I have no intention of ‘fighting’ you. No, I don’t give a sh*t if you ‘know where I chill at’. Ask some of the people on your friends list – I’m friends with them, too. I said two words on someone’s status and you let off like I made a death threat to you or something.
Don’t expect me to come firing back at you calling you a b*tch or whatever. You did nothing to me except give me a good laugh.”
I’m proud to report that the trolling has ceased and all is well in the world. I want this to serve as a lesson to all of you who have dealt with people like this. I’m sure there are Pagans and non-Pagans alike who have been attacked for their beliefs. In this instance I was attacked for a hobby and my social habits in high school. Remember that if you meet a troll, you already know you’re better than them. Don’t bother sticking up for yourself – you’ll never convince a troll that they’re wrong. If anything, have a bit of fun with them like I did above. Trolls want one thing – emotions. They want to tick you off and get a rise out of you so they can keep fighting. If you starve them of hate like starving a leech of blood, they’ll leave you alone.
And that, my friends, is why you do not feed the trolls. :)
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